Gilbert Arenas Had No Gun License, but Could've Had a Payday Loan

Agent Zero and Javaris Crittenton Bring Ghetto Life to Wizards Locker Room

Watch out, LeBron! You don't know who you're messing with!

OK, this happened a little while ago, but I feel compelled to comment. Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton apparently pulled guns on each other in the locker room while arguing over a gambling debt. The guns weren’t loaded, but that isn’t the point I’d like to focus upon. It certainly would have made things much worse, but the impulse was there.

A Payday Loan to Settle the Debt Would Have Been Better

Instead, we have multi-million dollar athletes bringing guns into the locker room and pointing them at each other in the heat of an argument. Arenas didn’t have a license to possess firearms says TMZ, let alone the gold-plated Desert Eagle he turned in to the police. That’s a CPWL charge, which stands for carrying a pistol without a license. That’s also a Lara Croft gun, Gilbert. Were you going to be tomb raiding with your peeps after the game? Was Javaris Crittenton the René Belloq to your Professor Jones?

Nothing You Can Possess Which the Ghetto Cannot Take Away

Oh, I forgot the potential assault charges Arenas might face. He’s the NBA star, so he’s the one we hear about. I would say that Crittenton should face charges, too. Did he need a gun in the locker room to defend himself from wild bears or syphilis-ridden D.C. groupies? Apparently he does need to defend himself again his motor mouthed teammate. Then again, if Javaris brought the heat (or took one of Gilbert’s stash) in order to shake Gilbert Arenas down over the debt, then Javaris is equally as ghetto as Mr. Lara Croft. … click here to read the rest of the article titled “Gilbert Arenas Had No Gun License, but Could've Had a Payday Loan“